How I was attacked by a Mannequin!
MEMORY POST FROM "2016": "How I was Attacked by a Mannequin!" (TRUE STORY). Not one person even Helped me! I was minding my own business while perusing a thrift store yesterday when all of a sudden this Mannequin's Arm jumped towards my key-ring I was holding in my hand & then it's whole body followed. No matter where my key-ring moved to, the arm would follow in that direction! The whole Mannequin had powerful magnets at every joint. I looked at Teresa and saw her laughing so hard while moving away in another direction! Meanwhile the weight of the mannequin, which was Heavy Metal under all that fake flesh was now stuck to my belt buckle, the Mannequin suddenly detached itself into 6 pieces that began to weigh me down onto the floor. As sunk lower, I yelled: "Will somebody PLEASE Help Me!" (But no one did). As I finally reached the floor, I tried to fling my big key-ring one direction, but an Arm followed it and body parts heaped o