Chair Attacked Me!
So I'm sitting in this Cheap Plastic Lawn Chair, (Probably made in China). I'm like sitting there enjoying the afternoon Sun minding my own business, when all of a Sudden one chair leg folds up and breaks while I slammed into a plastic side table and my head hits a plate glass window on the back deck of my Hotel room! I'm like laying in a strange position almost touching the floor, my feet still resting on top of an ice chest. My son Ezekiel comes out to ask me a question, never once commenting how why I look folded over and must therefore be normal. I say in a squeaky little voice, as I was still trying to reclaim the air that was knock out of me. I say I'm hurt a d need help. He closes the door and tells his mom: Dad might need your help. She says: I'm busy and he'll just have to wait. So now neighbors come out and start looking at me and saying nothing. The neighbor directly next door to me comes out just after I pick myself up and dusted off, only t